until-theskyturnsgreen:

Rules to live by
From Glue by Irvine Welsh

the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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(Source: droqo, via breakingrad-bitch)

fagonfly:

hey if u have a DS u should add my friend code !!! i am playing pokemon XY and AC:NL !! 1934-0859-9164

and message me urs pls and thank u !!

hey if u have a DS u should add my friend code !!! i am playing pokemon XY and AC:NL !! 1934-0859-9164


  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(Source: narcotic, via notiero)





goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

(via shitnjii)

I wanna thank Mark Hoppus for being my dad.
Pete Wentz, 2014 APMAs (via winrod)

(via c0mmonpeople)