A Day To Remember - If It Means A Lot To You
lovely weekend with favourite human
my hair is so normal and i am so sad

hello !!
if anyone i follow has been followed by whipped—dream ((my second blog)) that was probably an accident. i try and keep that blog separate from this one but the app has played up and followed some of the blogs i follow on there, on here // despite it being a completely different login. u can follow me if u like but i probably won’t follow back unless u have the same aesthetic !!! sorry to anyone i accidentally followed :(((


*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

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things keep reblogging to my other acc despite me being on a completely different login why


Bought this cute water bottle today~ ♡





some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging for that glorious last comment


I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

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im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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